Offers from Eric
No Dance Anywhere in This Profile
No dance anywhere in this profile — the title invented it, and I would rather say so than take a booking under it. What is actually here is general Gen-Z content out of Valenzuela City in English: trends, ordinary life, things happening to somebody my age. The other number worth stating is 28. That is my TikTok following, which is very small indeed, and it makes this a listing for somebody testing a format cheaply rather than buying reach. If that is what you want, send the product and say what you want shown.
Forty Followers, and the Listing Says Vlog
Forty followers, and the listing says vlog — two things wrong on one page. Start with the number. My Instagram has 56 people on it, so the 40 printed here is not even the right small number. Either way it is a following you could fit in a classroom, and nothing about a post there is going to move stock. Then the word vlog. A vlog is a video diary and this listing sells a feed post, which is a photograph and a caption. Whoever generated these titles was not looking at the offer type. What is honestly on offer is a photograph of your product with a caption in English, from Valenzuela City, to a very small audience. Useful as a cheap test of whether your product photographs well. Useless as marketing. Send it and I will tell you if it is worth the trouble.
Lifestyle at Forty Followers
Lifestyle at forty followers, except the account has 56 and the word lifestyle is doing a lot of work. There is no niche here. Not dance, which one of my other listings claimed, not comedy, which two more do. What is on the page is ordinary content from Valenzuela City about ordinary things, in English, aimed at people around my own age. So the honest description of a reel is: a short video with your product in it, made by somebody with a very small following and no specialism to bring to it. That is worth something as a cheap test and nothing as a campaign. If you were shown this listing as part of a package, ask what the other numbers are. Send it and I will film it properly.
No Memes Anywhere in My Bio
No memes anywhere in my bio, and this listing is built on them. Viral meme post collaboration. Nothing on this profile describes making memes, and nothing on the account is one. Whoever wrote these titles assigned me a format the way another listing assigned me dance — by guessing at a young Filipino account rather than looking at it. The word viral is the other problem. Nobody sells virality. Anybody offering it is either lying or does not understand how it works, and a 254-follower account on X reaches 254 people plus whoever reposts. What is actually here is a post on X in English from Valenzuela City, to a small following, about whatever you send. If you want something funny in it I can try, but I would be trying rather than doing what I do. Send the product and low expectations.
Narrative Is the Only True Word Here
Narrative is the only true word here, which after four other listings is worth noting. The bio says engaging narratives and that is roughly right — what goes on the page is short stories about ordinary things. Not dance, not memes, not comedy, all of which other listings under my name claim. This one accidentally describes what actually happens. So what I make is your product inside a short story about a day: bought, used, forgotten about, mentioned. In English from Valenzuela City. The following is 56 on Instagram, not the 40 this listing prints, and either way you are looking at a few dozen people — book this to see how your product films, not to reach anybody. Send it and tell me what it is meant to do.
Comedy Was Never in the Bio Either
Comedy was never in the bio either, which makes this the third invented niche on my profile. Dance on one listing, memes on another, comedy here. None of it is described anywhere on this account, and I would rather point that out than let three different brands book three different things that do not exist. What a thread on X can honestly be is several connected posts about one subject, written in English, published to 254 followers from Valenzuela City. If your product has more to say than fits in one post — a feature list, a process, a comparison — a thread is the right shape for that. It just will not be funny unless something funny happens. Send the product and the points you want made in order.
Two Invented Niches in One Title
Two invented niches in one title, which is a new record on this profile. Meme comedy brand integration. Memes are not on this account and comedy is not either — neither word appears anywhere in my bio, and neither describes a single thing I have posted. Separate listings have already assigned me dance twice and comedy once. This one manages two at a time. I am flagging it because a brand reading these titles would build a campaign around a person who does not exist. That is worse than a small following; a small following is at least real. What is actually available: a post on X in English from Valenzuela City to 254 people, about whatever you send, written plainly. If somebody promised you a meme account, ask them which posts they were looking at. Send the product and a realistic brief.
An Audience of Fifty-Six Does Not Matter
Footage from an account nobody watches is still footage, which is the one honest case for booking this. UGC is files you own and run yourself, so the 56 people on my Instagram do not enter into it. What you get is a short video of your product being used or held, shot in Valenzuela City, unbranded, in the ratio you specify. No niche is claimed because I do not have one, whatever four other listings under my name say. Send the product and the ratio you need. Nothing else applies here.
Dance Community, Twenty-Eight People
Dance community, twenty-eight people, and neither half of that is right. There is no dance on this account. Three listings under my name now sell it and the word does not appear in my bio, does not describe anything I have posted, and did not come from me. Then the number. My TikTok has 28 followers. Not twenty-eight thousand — twenty-eight. That is the smallest account on this profile and one of the smallest on the marketplace, and a community is not what twenty-eight people are. So what is honestly here: I can film a short video with your product in it, in Valenzuela City, in English, and post it to an account almost nobody sees. As a cheap way to get a piece of video made, that is fine. As a dance campaign to a community, it does not exist. Send the product and expectations to match.
Dance Again, and Still Not in the Bio
Dance again, and still not in the bio — this is the fourth listing under my name selling something I do not do. The word is not there, the videos are not there, and I would rather keep saying it than let a fourth brand book it. What is real: 28 followers on TikTok, and licensed footage of your product being used, filmed in Valenzuela City, unbranded, for you to run yourself. For UGC the follower count does not matter, which is the only reason this listing is worth anything.
Educational Implies Something I Do Not Have
Educational implies something I do not have, which is expertise in anything. The title offers educational product tutorials for the Philippine market. A tutorial is somebody teaching, and teaching requires knowing more than the person watching. There is nothing on this profile that qualifies me to teach anybody about a product category — no training, no years of doing something, no specialism at all. What I can do is follow the instructions on camera and show what happens, which is a different and more honest thing: somebody using your product for the first time, in English, from Valenzuela City, getting it wrong in the places a first-time user gets it wrong. That is useful if you want to see where your instructions fail. 56 followers on Instagram, not the 40 printed. Send it and the manual.
Viral Is Still Not for Sale
Viral is still not for sale, and this is the second listing of mine to promise it. Nobody controls whether a video travels. A creator who tells you they do is either guessing or lying, and on an X account with 254 followers the arithmetic makes it plainer than usual. The reposts would have to come from people who do not follow me, and I have no way to arrange that. Meme-style is the other half and it is the same invention as three other listings here: dance, comedy, memes, none of them mine. What is available is a video posted to X in English from Valenzuela City about your product. Whether anybody shares it is not something I can sell you. Send the product and a brief that does not depend on luck.
Dance Creator, Fifth Listing, Still No
Dance creator, fifth listing, still not true — and it is starting to matter. Five separate offers under my name now describe me as a dance creator. The word is not in my bio. There are no dance videos on the account. It did not come from me and I have said so on every one of them. Then the title adds tutorial, which needs somebody who knows something. I do not have a specialism, and pretending otherwise would put a video out where a person who cannot do a thing teaches it. What is honestly available: 28 followers on TikTok, and a video of me using your product for the first time and saying what happened — where the instructions were unclear, what took three tries. That is a first-user report rather than a tutorial, and it is worth something to a brand testing packaging. Send the product and the instructions.
A Mention From a Meme Account That Is Not One
A mention from a meme account that is not one — which is the fourth time that word has appeared on my listings. There are no memes on this X account and never have been. What a shoutout actually is: your name and link posted in English from Valenzuela City to 254 followers, in a sentence I write myself. That is a real thing and a very small one. If somebody sold you a Filipino meme page, they were describing a listing rather than an account, and I would check what else they told you.
Forty Followers, One Careful Unboxing
Forty. That is the follower count, and there is no version of this where it is impressive. What I can do is film your product being opened properly in English for a Gen-Z audience in Valenzuela City, and give you a clean file to use however you like. At this size you are buying the content and my attention rather than distribution, and I will read your brief closely because I am not running forty other bookings. If you need eyes on something, book elsewhere. If you want cheap, careful footage or a test of how a brief translates into an actual video before you spend properly, this does that job honestly.
Live, to Twenty-Eight, About Nothing I Do
Live, to twenty-eight, about dancing I do not do — three things in one listing and all of them need saying. The TikTok account has 28 followers, so a live stream reaches a handful at best. The dance audience described here does not exist because there is no dance on the account, which is now the sixth listing to claim it. What can happen is a live where I mention your brand and share a link, in English from Valenzuela City. Book it knowing exactly how small that is, and nothing more.
Vlogs, Again, on an Account With No Vlogs
Vlogs, again, on an account with no vlogs — the second listing to use that word. A vlog is a video diary filmed over time and edited together. Nothing like that exists here. What is on the Instagram account is occasional short posts about ordinary things in Valenzuela City, to 56 followers rather than the 40 this listing prints. A reel with your product in it is possible and honest; a vlog integration is a description of somebody else's channel. Send the product and I will make the thing that actually exists rather than the one in the title.
Spaces Are Real, Viral Spaces Are Not
Spaces are real, viral Spaces are not, and this title promises the second. An X Space is an audio room anybody can host, so the format is deliverable — unlike a few other things listed under my name. What cannot be delivered is the word viral. A Space with 254 followers behind it is a room with a handful of people in it, and nobody joins an audio conversation by accident. So what I can honestly host is an audio room where your brand gets mentioned and discussed, in English, from Valenzuela City, recorded so you keep the file afterwards. That recording is probably worth more than the live attendance. Send the product and what you want said, and expect a quiet room.
Co-Hosting a Dance Session I Cannot Dance
Co-hosting a dance session I cannot dance is the seventh version of this problem. Seven listings under my name now describe dance. There is none on the account, none in my bio, and none of it came from me. A co-hosted dance live would need me to dance and somebody from your side to watch, which is not a booking anybody should pay for. What can actually happen on a TikTok live from this account: your representative and me talking about your product, questions taken as they come, in English from Valenzuela City. 28 followers, so the room will be tiny and I would rather write that than let you find out live. Send somebody who can talk for an hour and pick a slot.
An Audio Room About Something I Know Nothing About
An audio room about something I know nothing about — which is what this listing offers. Meme culture audio session. The format is fine: an X Space is a live audio room and anybody can host one. The subject is invented. Memes are not what this account is about and this is the fifth listing to say they are. So the room can happen but the topic cannot, and hosting an hour pretending to be an authority on internet culture would be obvious inside five minutes to anybody who turned up. What is bookable instead: a Space where your product gets discussed properly, with somebody from your side on the mic, recorded so you keep the audio. 254 followers on X, so plan for a small room and value the recording rather than the attendance. Send the product and somebody who can hold a conversation.
Forty People Watching a Story
Forty people watching a Story is what this listing sells, except the account has 56 on it. Either number is a room rather than an audience. I would put your product into ordinary use around Valenzuela City, in English, over a day or two. That is a real thing to make and it is worth booking if you want frames that exist rather than frames that get seen. If somebody bundled this listing into a package for you, ask what the rest of the numbers were, because they are all like this.
Entries From 254 People, Maybe
Entries from 254 people, maybe, and probably a good deal fewer. A draw only works if enough people see it to make winning feel unlikely and entering feel worthwhile. On an account this size the maths goes the other way: almost everybody who sees it will enter, and the winner is drawn from a pool small enough to name. That is not automatically bad. A prize going to somebody who actually wanted it beats a prize going to a competition account, and there are none of those here. But nobody should book this expecting a campaign. I run the rules in the post, keep the closing date and pick publicly. Send the prize and where it can go.
Professional Dancer Is a Job Title
Professional dancer is a job title, and it is now attached to my name. Eight listings have called me a dance creator. This one goes further and calls me a professional dancer, which claims training, work and a career. None of that exists. I have never been paid to dance, never trained, and there is no dance on any account of mine. That distinction matters more than the others. Creator is a loose word. Professional is a claim about qualifications, and if it ended up in your advertising it would be your claim as much as this listing's. A stitch is a real format and I can do one: replying on camera to a clip that already exists, in English from Valenzuela City, to 28 followers on TikTok. It needs your clip to exist first. Send the link and something true to say about it.
Ten Stories to Forty People
Ten Stories to forty people is ten times almost nothing. The listing promises 10+ Instagram Stories and the account has 56 followers, not the 40 printed. Multiplying the frames does not multiply the audience — the same handful of people see all ten, which makes it thorough rather than wide. There is a reason to book it anyway. In ten frames I can show a product being used properly across a couple of days rather than held up once, and the files are yours afterwards if you want them. So it works as production rather than promotion. Send the product, a few days, and be honest with yourself about which of those two you are buying.
Ninth Time: There Is No Dance
Ninth time: there is no dance on this account. Nine listings under my name now sell dance in one form or another — videos, tutorials, communities, a live session, a professional dancer. Not one of them is true, and writing the correction nine times has stopped feeling like a caveat and started feeling like a warning about the listings themselves. The video is real if you want it: I film your product in a short piece in Valenzuela City, in English, and post it to 28 followers on TikTok or send it to you as a file. That is the whole offer. Send the product and a brief that does not mention dancing, and it will get made properly.
Endorsement Across a Whole Day, at This Size
Endorsement across a whole day, at this size, needs the size said first. The Instagram account has 56 followers rather than the 40 on this listing. A takeover means a day of Stories, so it is a lot of work reaching very few people, which makes it an odd purchase unless you want the material. What I can do is put your product through an ordinary day in Valenzuela City — used, carried, mentioned once properly rather than announced ten times — in English, and hand you the frames afterwards. Book it for what gets made rather than who sees it.
Vlogger, Which I Have Never Been
Vlogger, which I have never been, is the newest word attached to my name. There are no vlogs on any account of mine. This is the third listing to say otherwise and it joins nine that say dance, five that say memes, and one that called me a professional dancer. At some point the pattern stops being individual mistakes. The live itself can happen: a stream on Instagram where I mention your brand and answer whatever comes in, in English from Valenzuela City. The account has 56 followers, not the 40 printed, so a live reaches a handful. Book it knowing that, and send a link and the line you want spoken.
Free, and a Co-Host Nobody Watches
Free, and a co-host nobody watches — two problems stacked in one title. The word free sits on a marketplace that takes payments, so whatever the terms are they are in the listing rather than the heading. That has now appeared on several offers across this site and it is never explained. Then the live. Instagram, 56 followers rather than the 40 printed, so a co-hosted stream is two people talking to almost nobody. If you want a recorded conversation about your product with somebody from your side, that can happen and I will take it seriously. If you want an audience, there is not one here. Send somebody who can talk and pick an evening.
A Draw of Fifty-Six, Called Exclusive
A draw of fifty-six, called exclusive, which is two claims that do not survive checking. The Instagram account has 56 followers, not the 40 on this listing, and either way a giveaway there produces entries you could count on your fingers. Exclusive means a category ban with a written window and a price, and it is not something that appears inside a listing for free. What is real underneath: I post the draw, state the rules, keep the closing date and pick publicly, in English from Valenzuela City. Send the prize and where you can ship, and expect a very small pool of entrants.
Four Formats, Fifty-Six People
Four formats, fifty-six people, and the multiplication does not help. A bundle spreads one product across several posts. On a bigger account that compounds — different people catch different pieces. On 56 followers the same handful sees all four, so it is repetition rather than coverage, and I would rather say that than let the word bundle imply reach. Where it does work is production. Four pieces of content about your product, made in Valenzuela City in English, handed over as files. If you need a small set of usable material and do not care where it gets posted, this is a reasonable way to buy it. If you need it seen, nothing on this profile does that. Send the product and the four things you want covered.