Offers from Rayeden
Thirteen on the Listing, Sixty-Two on the Account
Thirteen on the listing, sixty-two on the account — neither number is big, but the listing is wrong. My Instagram has 62 followers. This offer prints 13, which came from somewhere other than the account. My Facebook page has 2, and I mention that only because it is on the profile and somebody should say it out loud rather than let it sit there. Complimentary is in the title as well, which is a word about payment. Whatever the terms are, they are in the listing itself. I did not write the headline and I would not have used that word. What is actually here: a feed post from Dallas, in English, about fashion, local places and city things — the stuff I post anyway. At 62 followers this is not marketing, it is a photograph made properly and put somewhere. If that is useful to you, send the product and I will shoot it properly rather than pretend the number is bigger.
Two Followers. Not Two Thousand.
Two followers. Not two thousand, not two hundred — two. That is the whole audience on my Facebook page and it needs saying at the top, because a number that small stops being a number and starts being a rounding error. Nobody should buy a post there expecting anybody to see it. My Instagram has 62, which is also small but at least resembles an account. The listing for it prints 13, which is wrong in the other direction. Between a page of two and a listing that miscounts, this profile has a data problem rather than a reach problem. If you still want this, what you get is a properly shot photograph of your product from Dallas with a caption in English, published somewhere. Book it for the image, because I can send you that too, and treat the posting as incidental. Anything else would be me taking money for an audience that does not exist.
Thirteen Printed, Sixty-Two Real, Again
Thirteen printed, sixty-two real, again — the same wrong number on a second listing. My Instagram has 62 followers. Two offers here print 13 and neither matches the account. It is not stale data drifting a few hundred either way; it is a figure from somewhere else entirely, and if it is wrong on my profile it is worth wondering where else it is wrong. What I film is your product in Dallas, in English, about fashion or a local place, the kind of thing already on the feed. At 62 followers it is a video made properly rather than a video seen widely, and the file is yours if you want it. Send the product and say what it needs to show.
Filmed Well for a Feed of Sixty-Two
A reel made properly for a tiny feed is the honest description, and the third listing here to need the same correction. My Instagram has 62 followers; this one prints 13 like the others. What I can film in Dallas is your product in a real setting — a street, a shop, whatever the city looks like that week — in English, cut properly, delivered as a file as well as a post. At this size the file is the product and the posting is a bonus. Send it and say what you want the video to do.
Exclusive to Two People
Exclusive to two people is not a sentence anybody should have written. The title offers an exclusive Dallas influencer carousel post. The page it runs on has two followers. Exclusivity means keeping your competitors out of a space, and there is no space here to keep anybody out of. The word turns up on several listings across this marketplace and it never means what it says. A real category ban is a written agreement with a window and a price. On a page of two it would be a written agreement about nothing. The carousel itself is straightforward and I can make it well: several images of your product shot in Dallas, swiped through, with a caption in English. Book it because you want the photographs. I will send you the files, and that is the whole honest value of it.
Exclusive, and Still Two People
Exclusive, and still two people — the second listing on this page to use that word. Two followers on Facebook is the entire audience, so exclusivity would mean promising not to show your competitors to the same two people. What I make is a short video of your product in Dallas, in English, published to that page and sent to you as a file. The file is the only real reason to book it. Everything else about this listing, including the word in the title, describes something that is not happening.
Style Audiences Sounds Like Many People
Style audiences sounds like many people, and the account has sixty-two. The listing prints 13, which is wrong again, and either figure is small. But this one is UGC, so none of it matters — you receive the files and run them from your own account, where your audience is whatever you have built. What I bring is Dallas: real streets, real shops, a city that photographs well, and somebody who dresses the way your customers might. Unbranded, vertical, several takes, in English. Send the piece in my size, the ratios, and any shots you specifically need covered.
Tutorials Need Somebody Who Knows Something
Tutorials need somebody who knows something, and I am a fashion and lifestyle account in Dallas. That covers how to put an outfit together and where to go in this city. It does not cover teaching anybody how a product works, unless the product is clothing and the lesson is styling. So tell me which you meant. If it is styling, this is straightforwardly good and I will do it properly. If you wanted a technical walkthrough, I would be reading your instructions aloud and calling it expertise, which nobody should pay for. 62 followers on Instagram, not the 13 printed here. Send the piece and the brief.
Two Followers Is Not a Campaign
The title says Dallas reach, and my Facebook page has two followers. Reach is not a word that survives that number. Whatever a Dallas reach campaign is meant to be, this is not it, and I would rather say that than take a booking under a heading nobody checked. A reel does get pushed past a page's followers sometimes, so it is not literally two people, but nothing about that is arrangeable or promisable. Book it for the video file itself, which I will send you, and ignore the headline entirely.
A Parcel Opened for Sixty-Two People
A parcel opened for sixty-two people is the size of this, and the listing says thirteen for the fourth time. My Instagram has 62 followers. What an unboxing gets you at that scale is a properly filmed video rather than an event: the parcel opened on camera in Dallas, in English, the packaging shown honestly, and the thing worn or used for a fortnight before a verdict. I will send you the file, which is the part you can actually use. Send it sealed and let a fortnight pass before you ask.
Files From Dallas, Nothing Published
Files from Dallas, nothing published — which is the only listing on this profile where the two-follower page stops mattering. UGC means you get the video and run it wherever you want, so the audience here is irrelevant and the work is what counts. I shoot your product on location in Dallas, unbranded, vertical, several takes, in English, cut to whatever ratios you need. Nothing goes on my page unless you ask for that separately. Send the product, the references and the formats, and this becomes a straightforward production booking rather than an audience one.
The Fifth Listing With the Wrong Number
The fifth listing with the wrong number, and it prints thirteen like the other four. My Instagram has 62 followers. Nobody has fixed it across five separate offers, which tells you the figure was never checked against the account at all. What I film is your product in Dallas, in English, in a real setting, cut properly and sent to you as a file as well as posted. At sixty-two the file is what makes it worth doing. Send the product and say what the video needs to carry for you.
Local Engagement on a Page of Two
Local engagement on a page of two is not a phrase that means anything. Two followers on Facebook. There is no local engagement to be had, because there is nobody local engaging. The second listing on this page to imply otherwise. What I can honestly do is film a tutorial about styling — putting an outfit together, what goes with what in Dallas — and hand you the video. It will be made properly and seen by almost nobody, which makes it a production job. Send the pieces and say whether you want the file, because that is the only part with value here.
Frames to Sixty-Two, Priced as a Package
Frames to sixty-two, priced as a package, which is worth breaking apart before booking. The listing says thirteen followers and the account has 62 — the sixth time that figure has been wrong. A package of Story frames means several days of your product in Dallas: carried, worn, used somewhere in the city, filmed in English. At sixty-two followers the frames are made for you rather than for an audience, and I will send them across so you have the material. Send the product and a few days of ordinary life.
The US Is Not What Two Followers Cover
The US is not what two followers cover, and the title says otherwise. A US product unboxing sounds like access to an American audience. What exists is a Facebook page with two followers in Dallas. The country is right and the reach is a rounding error, and putting the two together in a title produces something misleading rather than something false. The unboxing itself is fine work: a parcel opened on camera, packaging shown honestly, the thing used for a fortnight before any verdict, filmed in English. I will send you the file, which is the part that survives. If you were sold this as US market coverage, look at the number before you send anything, and look at my Instagram too, which is 62.
Dallas in Frames, at Sixty-Two
Dallas in frames, at sixty-two, and the listing prints thirteen for the seventh time. My Instagram has 62 followers. I film the city as it actually is that week — a street, a coffee place, whatever the weather is doing — with your product carried through it rather than presented. Frames go after a day, so nothing about this is permanent, which some brands prefer. At this size the honest reason to book is that you want the frames rather than the views. Send the product and a couple of days.
Several Days of Frames for Two People
Several days of frames for two people is a lot of filming for a very short list. The Facebook page has two followers. A multi-day package means more work, more days of carrying your product around Dallas, more frames — and the same two people at the end of it. That arithmetic does not improve with volume. What I produce is a set of material you can keep: several days of your product in real settings, filmed in English, and sent to you as files. Book it as a shoot spread across a week rather than as a campaign, and it makes sense. Send the product and the days.
A Dallas Day, Sixty-Two Watching
A Dallas day, sixty-two watching, and the listing still says thirteen. That is the eighth offer on this profile to print a number that does not match the account. Whoever built these did it once and applied it everywhere, and nobody has looked since. It is worth knowing because it tells you how much of the rest was checked. The takeover itself is a full day: morning, wherever the day goes in the city, evening. Fashion, local places, whatever Dallas looks like that week, with your product carried through it and used where it fits. In English. At sixty-two followers a whole day of filming produces a lot of material for very few viewers, so book it for the material and I will hand all of it over.
Frames That Two People Will Miss
Frames that two people will miss, because Stories expire and there are only two of them to catch it. That is the whole audience on my Facebook page. Frames there are a filming exercise rather than a placement, and I would rather write it plainly than let the word integration carry the listing. What gets made is your product moving through a day in Dallas, filmed in English, sent to you as files. If the files are useful, book it. If not, nothing else on this page will be either.
Endorsing Live to Sixty-Two
Endorsing live to sixty-two is the accurate version, and this listing says thirteen for the ninth time. My Instagram has 62 followers and a live reaches a portion of those, so the room is very small indeed. An endorsement said out loud still counts as an endorsement, so it gets agreed with you beforehand — what the piece is, where it is from, what I can and cannot claim about it. Then it gets said properly rather than read. Send the product a week ahead and two evenings that work.
A Live Stream for Two Followers
A live stream for two followers is mostly an empty room with a camera in it. My Facebook page has two people on it. A live there will have nobody watching in real time, almost certainly, and I would rather write that than let you plan an evening around it. What it produces is a recorded video sitting on the page afterwards, which can be linked and shared from your own channels. That is the deliverable. If you want it, send somebody who can talk about the product for half an hour and I will treat it as a filmed conversation rather than a broadcast.
Community Means More Than Two
Community means more than two, and this listing offers a community event on a page with two followers. There is no community to hold an event for. What I can actually do is record a conversation with somebody from your side, published to that page, in English from Dallas — useful as a video you keep and worthless as a gathering. If you were sold a Dallas community, look at the number first. My Instagram has 62, which is also not a community but is at least a group of people.
Discussing a Product With Almost Nobody
Discussing a product with almost nobody watching still produces something usable. My Instagram has 62 followers, not the 13 this listing prints, and a live catches a fraction of that. So the conversation happens in an almost empty room. What I get out of it is a recording: half an hour of somebody from your side and me going through the product properly, which sits on the profile afterwards and can be linked from anywhere. Brands sometimes book this specifically for that. Send somebody who knows the product beyond the marketing copy and pick two evenings that suit them.
Exclusive, and the Count Is Wrong Again
Exclusive, and the count is wrong again, which makes two problems on one listing. The number first: 62 followers on Instagram, not the 13 printed here for the tenth time across this profile. Then exclusive, which means a category ban agreed in writing with a window and a price, and a draw is a single event with one winner so there is nothing to be exclusive about anyway. What I run is a straightforward giveaway: rules stated in English, a closing date kept, a winner picked publicly and checked before anything ships. Send the prize and where in the US it can go.
Deciding Which of Two Gets a Present
A draw for two followers is not a draw, it is a decision about which of two people gets a present. That is the whole audience on my Facebook page, so a giveaway there has no mechanism at all — nothing spreads, nothing gets entered by strangers, and the winner is somebody I could name in advance. I would rather write that down than take a prize and post it. If you want an actual draw, my Instagram has 62 and that is a different listing. If you want the announcement photographed properly, that part I can still do.
A Series to Sixty-Two, Ninth Time
A series to sixty-two, ninth time, and the number on this listing is still thirteen. Nine offers on this profile now print a figure that does not match the account. It is the same wrong number every time, which means it was entered once and copied. Worth saying because it is the easiest thing on a listing to check and nobody checked it. The series itself is several pieces about one product across a month in Dallas: frames, a reel, a permanent post, all in English. At sixty-two followers the set is worth having for the material rather than the audience, and I send every file over to you. Send one product and a month, and book it as a small production run.
Codes Are Only Useful When Measurable
A discount code with nobody to use it is roughly what this offers. Two followers on my Facebook page, so a code posted there will be seen by two people and redeemed by fewer. Codes are useful because they are measurable — you find out how many people bought. Here you would find out nothing, or you would find out zero, which is the same thing. If you want a code tested, this is the wrong place on the wrong platform. If you want it posted anyway for completeness, say so and I will post it accurately.
Storytelling Priced as Premium, Two Followers
Storytelling priced as premium, two followers, and the words are doing all the work. Premium usually means better production, more time, a higher tier. On a Facebook page with two people following it, no tier of anything changes what happens next, which is that two people see it. Storytelling is the other word. It sounds like a technique and mostly means several posts in a row. That part is real — a bundle here really is several pieces about one product across a few weeks in Dallas, filmed properly, in English. So book it for the work rather than the words. You get the files, all of them, and they run wherever you want. What you do not get is anybody seeing them here, and I would rather write that on every listing than let a word like premium carry it. Send one product and a month.